What do you mean when you say that it’s ghetto?
Oh-this-architecture-isn’t-very-nice ghetto or I-just-got-shot-in-the-gut ghetto?
What do you mean when you say that it’s ghetto?
Oh-this-architecture-isn’t-very-nice ghetto or I-just-got-shot-in-the-gut ghetto?
An old man and an old woman had embedded themselves in opposite sides of my cranium; they were small and ardent and each had commandeered an ear canal and were testing my hearing by shouting to one another through my skull, “CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME?” at various intervals and volumes and intonations
Abstracted, I listened to them. I had nothing better to do
I just got off work and am standing in line at the grocery store waiting to buy three pounds of blueberries with which I’ll bake a boy a pie
My fingers are numb, holding this bag of blueberries
Sitting at a desk, serious
Is it still bold if you don’t know that you’re being bold?
“I could never really tell the difference between that death-metal-Satan-worship hand gesture and the sign for ‘I love you’, so I’ve never said either.”
Paint your toenails, then go to bed
Wrinkles in a blanket immortalized
I was hazily delirious at work; I had attempted to simply not acknowledge my symptoms but now was undeniably sick in the middle of the work day. Some authority figure had noticed and observed me, then decreed that my influence was in some intolerable way corrupting the children, Anna Karenina style. I had inadvertently mislead everyone in my good-intentioned endeavor to teach literature, and a medical test was promptly needed to try to gauge what was the matter with me.
My body was bisected: cross-sectioned beneath my face all the way down to my feet in a clean, pristine cut. Scientific unambiguity. All of my veins tapered off into carnations.
You can’t cite mythology that you wrote